YOUR TOY SUCKS!

Surely you've had this experience before. Someone you know, a family member or a friend of a friend or a coworker, has started talking about something new. A new hunk of plastic or metal that has captured their attention. They show you pictures of what they've bought and what they hope to further buy. "These are worth so much," they say, "the value will double or triple in a month". There is a glint in their eyes. "Plus, they look so cool!"

It is the ugliest thing you have ever seen.

Get A Load Of This !

YOUR TOY SUCKS is a roleplaying conversational argument game for as many people as you can gather round. Its about simulating that experience of dragging dumb shit through the mud on social media, and of defending your bad decisions from everyone else. Pick out a TOY as your champion, determine it's STATs, and get ready to trash everyone else's!